"I like it when it's just the two of us. You don't know how long I've waited for a daddy just like you."
What do you get when two stupid people, one a recovering alchie, adopt a manipulative psychopathic little bitch murderer? You get a movie called Orphan. This movie is something else man. It goes there, it really fucking goes there. This girl does it all, she threatens to chop off little Danny's dick, she lights shit on fire, she kills a nun, she comes on to her drunk father, yea it goes there.
The parents in this movie are really stupid, but then again most main characters in horror movies are stupid. It's frustrating when the main characters problem could easily be avoided with one simple solution. The house is haunted, ok then just leave. My kid's toy is talking and walking around wielding a knife, ok drop the fucking tv on him and tie the piece of shit up. Anyway...
If you're in the mood to watch a little brat murdering bitch with an annoying accent destroy a family of pea brain idiots than this is the movie you've been waiting for. This is your Citizen Kane, have fun!
It's not a secret that Star Wars Episode 1 is not only a horrible Star Wars movie, it's just a horrible movie in general. Sitting through it is a task, it's so dense and filled with boring political plot points, bad acting and computer graphics. It feels more like an ILM portfolio showcasing CG techniques rather than a film.
I can remember as a kid watching it for the first time and leaving the theater confused. I thought maybe I wasn't watching as careful as I should have been? I dunno what it was but I felt like I missed something because, its Star Wars, isn't it supposed to be good? I thought, "Did I just black out for most of that movie? Was I daydreaming the whole time?" I begged my parents to take me again, so I could see what I surely missed but they wouldn't take me. I had to wait for it to come out on video when I finally realized that it wasn't just me, this shit really does just suck.