I don't know what disturbed me more in the past week, discovering ET porn or hearing tracks off the new Lil Wayne album. This shit is laughable. I hope none of you Wayne lovers even try to pretend this shit is hot fire, unless you also are a fan of Avril Lavigne. You know what, that has to be the only way that this shit would work. You would have had to already be sitting awake at night, thinking about your two favorite artists, Lil Wayne and Avril Lavigne, and thinking damn what would it sound like if these mega-talents came together. Lucky for you the wondering is over, Lil Wayne's album, Rebirth, is the closest we'll get to that mash up.
Some will say that he deserves props for doing something different. My friend, Lil Jon (not the rapper, my actual friend) says "ya and props to the U.S.A. for nuking japan. nobody had ever done that before either! Lil Wayne is the Harry Truman of hip hop."
It's not a secret that Star Wars Episode 1 is not only a horrible Star Wars movie, it's just a horrible movie in general. Sitting through it is a task, it's so dense and filled with boring political plot points, bad acting and computer graphics. It feels more like an ILM portfolio showcasing CG techniques rather than a film.
I can remember as a kid watching it for the first time and leaving the theater confused. I thought maybe I wasn't watching as careful as I should have been? I dunno what it was but I felt like I missed something because, its Star Wars, isn't it supposed to be good? I thought, "Did I just black out for most of that movie? Was I daydreaming the whole time?" I begged my parents to take me again, so I could see what I surely missed but they wouldn't take me. I had to wait for it to come out on video when I finally realized that it wasn't just me, this shit really does just suck.