WHAT'S IN DA FRIGE?!

All the movie stars, sports athletes and models always have to show you what they got in their refrigerator on MTV Cribs. It's a given. I'm here to show you how the other half lives. The reality of the american middle class refrigerator, where leftovers aren't wasted but instead cherished, for sometimes years to come.

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My girlfriend is showing off the Sauerkraut of 6/06...a devilish delight. It was decent four years ago, like an aged fungous it probably has even more bite now.

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Maybe your palette isn't screaming four year old kraut, lucky for you we also have a healthy portion of August of 2008's Pot Roast.

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My freezer is like a fucking grade school science fair project. Ever get a block of frozen Polly-O cheese dropped on ya big toe? I have!

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These dogs are delicately laced with a little bit of icy snow, harkening back to the winter of last year in which they were from.

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Lucky for Jamie that she doesn't eat meat because in my house you never really know what year's food is on your plate.

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