Hey, Rob here. I'm just hanging out eating some Cheez-Its, drinking a beer and browsing the world wide interwebs. We are so lucky to have the internets and all the insightful things it gives us. Think about when our parents were our age. They didn't have the internet and probably had to ask other people about shit but no, not anymore! The days of wondering are over...now we can just head over to YouTube and watch a little kid named Remy eat weird shit like placenta, testicles, an 1000 year old egg, brains, a fertilized duck embryo, blood sausage, head cheese and much more!
Alright, alright. You can watch the rest of his videos on his YouTube channel, there's over 80 of them. But how long you think till he runs out of weird foods to eat and moves on to trying hard drugs and telling us about it? Or maybe he'll just eat his parents. Whatever.
It's not a secret that Star Wars Episode 1 is not only a horrible Star Wars movie, it's just a horrible movie in general. Sitting through it is a task, it's so dense and filled with boring political plot points, bad acting and computer graphics. It feels more like an ILM portfolio showcasing CG techniques rather than a film.
I can remember as a kid watching it for the first time and leaving the theater confused. I thought maybe I wasn't watching as careful as I should have been? I dunno what it was but I felt like I missed something because, its Star Wars, isn't it supposed to be good? I thought, "Did I just black out for most of that movie? Was I daydreaming the whole time?" I begged my parents to take me again, so I could see what I surely missed but they wouldn't take me. I had to wait for it to come out on video when I finally realized that it wasn't just me, this shit really does just suck.