SHEEP TEE
$ 20.00 $ 28.00
It's like having your mom pick out your clothes for you.
+ 6 oz 100% cotton tee.
+ Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage
CUTS TEE
$ 20.00 $ 28.00
Rats get fat while good men die.
+ 6 oz 100% cotton tee.
+ Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage
THE END RAGLAN
$ 20.00 $ 28.00
The curtain is gonna fall and the credits are gonna roll, you might as well embrace it.
+ 5.4 oz cotton raglan tee.
+ Contrast raglan sleeves
HAPPY MEAL TEE
$ 20.00 $ 28.00
A happy and healthy to you and yours.
+ 6 oz 100% cotton tee.
+ Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage
FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS TEE
$ 20.00 $ 28.00
There's real problems and then there's "first world problems". Don't sweat it.
+ 6 oz 100% cotton tee.
+ Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage
GREETINGS TEE
$ 20.00 $ 28.00
Inspired by those old school postcards of yesteryear but updated for our current times.
+ 6 oz 100% cotton tee.
+ Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage
CREEPER TEE
$ 20.00 $ 28.00
Inspired by the 80's horror movies that we used to watch on VHS. They sure don't make em like that anymore. Sit back, enjoy the show and don't forget to rewind the tape when you're done!
+ 6 oz 100% cotton tee.
+ Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage
LOGO PULLOVER
$ 40.00 $ 50.00
Our standard logo. Super soft print on a super soft hoodie.
+ Printed on an American Apparel California Pullover Hoodie.
+ Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage
MUTUALLY ASSURED TEE
$ 20.00 $ 28.00
The world is not going to end because of wild tsunamis, incredible earthquakes, or any other natural disasters. It will end by our own hands, our destruction is mutually assured.
+ 6 oz 100% cotton tee.
+ Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage
MAMA T AND THE ATHEISTS TEE
$ 20.00 $ 28.00
It's a fact that Mother Teresa started doubting the existence of God. If you don't believe me, Google it. But what if she lived a little longer and started a death metal band?!
This is that bands t-shirt.
+ 6 oz 100% cotton tee.
+ Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage
MIRRORS TEE
$ 20.00 $ 28.00
True beauty cannot be seen with the eyes
+ 5.5 oz ring spun cotton tee
+ Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage
"SUSPICIOUS PACKAGE"
$ 50.00
"If you see something, say something."
Not all suspicious packages are a bad thing...Pay $50 for at least $100 worth of goods sent straight to your doorstep. You never know what you're gonna get. It could be anything from past collections or it may be even out of print stuff. Limited time only. No anthrax or bombs included.
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